Here’s another one of my poems. Hope you enjoy it!

I Can’t Write a Poem

Forget it
You must be kidding!
I feel sick.
My hand hurts
And I don’t know what a poem is.
People keep bumping me
And my drink bottle is empty. I am thirsty.
I am hugry and
My pencil is blunt.
And besides
I need to go to the toilet.
It is noisy.
Time’s up – uh oh!
All I have is this dumb list of excuses
You like it? Really! No kidding.
Thanks a lot.
Would you like to see another one?

by Bruce Lansky and Lily Osborne 2013